The bed every patriotic pup deserves
First Dog Bed
4.8 1,320+ reviewsNavy velvet, cream fur, and a plush President who never leaves their side.
- A real bolster dog bed with the President built into the back
- Deep cream fur mattress and chin-rest bolsters on three sides
- Ships vacuum-packed, back to full shape in 24–48 hours
Between two sizes? Go up one — dogs love room to sprawl.
4.8 out of 5 · 1,320+ reviews
It arrived vacuum-packed and looked a bit flat at first, but after a full day, it puffed up nicely. My dog loves sleeping in it, and the plush President figure is a hilarious touch—everyone who visits takes a picture!
The quality exceeded my expectations! The faux-fur cushion is super soft, and the side bolsters give my Frenchie the perfect spot to rest his chin. The Medium size was a perfect fit.
Bought this as a gag gift, but it turns out to be a genuinely great dog bed. The fabric is durable, and it's easy to clean. Shipping took a little while, but it was well worth the wait.
I actually bought this for my two cats, and they both squeeze in and sleep together. The material feels very premium and cozy. Highly recommend!
Ordered the XL for my German Shepherd. It's plenty spacious for him to stretch out comfortably. The stuffing in the bolsters feels high quality and holds its shape well.
Looks exactly like the pictures! I got it for a friend’s dog, and we couldn't stop laughing when we opened it. The dog claimed it immediately on day one.
Followed the instructions to fluff it up and knead the bolsters after opening, and it expanded completely within 24 hours. Solid build and very comfy for the pup.
Such a unique design! Our dog refuses to sleep on the couch now that he has his own 'presidential' spot. Easy to spot-clean and vacuum too.
Every single person who comes over cracking up when they see this in the living room. It's equal parts funny joke and a legitimately high-quality pet bed!
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Shipping & delivery
Every bed is made to order and ships free. Delivery takes 14–22 business days from the day you order. You get a tracking link by email the moment it ships.
It travels vacuum-packed, so it fits in a normal box and arrives in one piece.
30-day returns
You can return the bed within 30 days of delivery for a full refund of the item price, as long as it's unused and in its original packaging. Email hello@roostpets.com with your order number to start.
Arrived damaged or wrong? Send one photo to hello@roostpets.com — no need to ship it back.
Materials & care
- Outside: navy short-pile velvet
- Inside: long-pile cream faux-fur mattress
- Filling: polyester fiber
- The plush figure is sewn on and stays put
Spot-clean with a damp cloth and mild soap, then let it air dry. Don't put it in the washing machine — the stuffing shifts and the figure never sits right again. Vacuum the fur with a brush attachment to keep the pile up.
Why dogs pick it over the couch
Built for the dog. Bought for the reaction.
A bed they'll actually use
Deep bolsters on three sides for a chin to rest on, and a long-pile mattress that dents under their weight and springs back.
Sized for real dogs
Medium for 20–50 lb, Large for 50–80 lb, XL all the way up to 130 lb. Full measurements in the chart below.
The reaction never gets old
From across the room it looks like a little man in a suit holding your dog. Guests stop, laugh, and reach for their phone.
Off your couch, into their spot
The oldest reason to buy a dog bed still works: they get a place that's theirs, you get the sofa back.
Here's what it actually is
A bolstered oval dog bed — navy velvet outside, long-pile cream fur inside — with a full-size plush President sewn onto one end. Navy suit. Red tie. Aviators. A tiny flag pin on the lapel. He stands taller than the bolster and his arms rest over the rim, so your dog naps right in his lap.
Under the joke it's a real bed. The bolsters are deep enough for a big dog to hook a chin over the edge, and the mattress is thick enough that it doesn't pancake after a week. Plenty of cats have claimed one too.
How it arrives
It ships vacuum-packed. Give it a day.
- 1Unpack
Cut it out of the compression bag and lay it flat. Some folds are normal.
- 2Fluff
Shake it out and push the bolsters outward so the filling spreads back into the corners.
- 3Knead
Pat and knead it for a few minutes. In a cold room, a hair dryer on low speeds it up.
- 4Give it a day
Full shape comes back in 24–48 hours. Don't judge it on day one.
Why vacuum-packed? It keeps shipping free and protects the bed on the way to you.
Size chart
Find the right fit
Outside measurements. Bolsters shift about an inch depending on how far you push the sides out.
Customer reviews
Dogs, cats and the people who laugh at them
Based on 1,320+ reviews
Common questions
What size should I get?
Go by your dog's weight: Medium for 20–50 lb, Large for 50–80 lb, XL for 80–130 lb. If your dog sits right between two sizes, or loves to stretch out flat, go up one.
Is it a real bed or just a gag?
A real bed. Deep bolsters on three sides, a thick long-pile mattress, and a frame sized for dogs up to 130 lb. The plush President is the fun part; the bed underneath is built to be slept in every day.
Why did it arrive flat?
It ships vacuum-packed to keep shipping free and protect it on the way. Unpack it, shake it out, knead the bolsters, and give it 24–48 hours to regain its full shape. A hair dryer on low helps in a cold room.
How do I clean it?
Spot-clean with a damp cloth and mild soap and let it air dry. Don't machine-wash it. Vacuum the fur with a brush attachment to keep it soft.
How long does delivery take?
Every bed is made to order. Delivery takes 14–22 business days from the day you order, and you get a tracking link by email as soon as it ships.
Can I mix sizes in a bundle?
Yes. Two beds save 15% and three save 20%, in any mix of Medium, Large and XL — pick a size for each bed. The saving is applied automatically at checkout, no code needed.
Will my cat use it?
Plenty of cats claim it first. A Medium fits one or two cats with room to spare.
Can I return it?
Yes — within 30 days of delivery, unused and in its original packaging, for a full refund of the item price. If it arrives damaged or wrong, send us one photo and we make it right.
The gift they'll talk about all Christmas
For the dog mom who has everything, the dad who'll laugh the loudest, or the pup who deserves a better spot than the floor. Every bed is made to order — order early for Christmas.
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